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shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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hamaon:

【腐】おといれまんが+α(兎虎)【R-18】 by ちみ

This artist will be the death of me.

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shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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pfefferi:

dump her, dude. she only likes you for your ochinchin and not your kokoro

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gublernation:

me in shemar’s weight room

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pleatedjeans:

special effects. via

thedailywhat:

Abandoned Baby of the Day: Though it was her only egg to survive and hatch, this baby Kea parrot is so ugly even its mother couldn’t love it. Nelson, taken in by Bergzoo in Germany, is currently being cared for in an incubator, and staff are holding out hope that he’ll turn into a swan.

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pleatedjeans:

this is the best thing I’ve seen in weeks